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This is excellent

Dear Young Man

I just thought I’d drop you a line to say how delighted I was when I glanced in my mirror and actually thought you were sitting in the back seat of my car.   It must take a lot of skill to drive so closely to my rear-end without making contact.  I’d also like to say that I couldn’t really hear your sound system that clearly because you’d obviously removed the baffles from your exhaust – which was a shame as I particularly like music that has a powerful bass.  I do apologise for stopping at all the pedestrian crossings, that crocodile of school children seemed to go for ever didn’t it, and that old man really did need help across the street which was why I parked in the middle of the road and got out to help him.   I couldn’t hear what you were saying to me because of your exhaust and excellent music but I did appreciate that novel way of waving a greeting.  I was very disappointed when you overtook me and I lost contact with you and your nodding dog – have you known her long?

Yours sincerely
Daddy Papersurfer

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